Occasional Definitions: Dehydrator

The ideal

Dehydrator: A desert.*

Typical small-scale food processor

Dehydrator: A small machine used in the home to reduce healthy, well-adjusted fruits and vegetables into little bits of hard plastic so that they can be carried far into the wilderness where they are found to be completely inedible, indigestible, and are discarded.

The actual

Dehydrator: A person who either creates deserts or tortures vegetables with one of these machines.

After-dinner wobblies

Plans for making your own

* All natural, folks.

From: Fire In Your Hand About ultralight backpacking stoves. (print)

PDF: Fire In Your Hand (The same, but now paper-free.)

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