Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Occasional Definitions: Camp Coffee

(1) Beverage made from water and dark, bitter substances, usually by adding coffee grounds to a pot of hot water, then drinking the resulting fluid and as little as possible of the bottom sludge.

(2) Camp for adults where everything is made of coffee, or coffee-flavored substances.

(3) Liquid used as a last resort to restore the will to live during bad backpacking trips. Normally contains 98% caffeine, 95% acid, 5% drowned bugs, 11% ash, 27% unknown substances, and maybe a few strands of pubic hair.
From: Fire In Your Hand