Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Yellowstone Fish Safe To Eat

Most likely -- testing to continue, just in case.

Yellowstone Fish Safe, But Some Oil Found, read the headline after the Mega-Omni Corp., Inc. crude oil spill.

"No oil was found in meat from dozens of fish taken to our laboratory for testing," said R. J. Suit, spokesman for Mega-Omni Corp., Inc. "Yes, small amounts of crude oil were detected in the livers and gonads of some of the fish," but who eats those anyway?" he continued.

"In summary," Mr. Suit said, "we believe the evidence is clear that any so-called 'contamination' could theoretically harm the health of fish if they insist on staying in the river, but people who catch and eat these fish will be perfectly safe as far as we are concerned. And we prefer to avoid saying 'crude oil'. Let's agree to call it 'Job Creating Free Enterprise Fuel and Lubrication Substances', shall we?"

"We will continue testing fish from the Yellowstone River to be absolutely sure that all is well," he said before returning to the company bunker.



HI Dave,

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  • Must be able to pass a 7 year criminal background check.
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  • Bachelor's Degree in Biology, Geology, Product Testing/Development, Mechanical Engineering, Auto Repair, Art History, related field, or high school diploma, or evidence that you can recognize a school if you see one.
  • 1+ years professional experience in fish tasting. (Note 1: Requirement waived on proving you can taste food. Note 2: This requirement can be met during your interview.)
  • Proficiency in at least one language. (Recognizable hand gestures qualify!)
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More: Yellowstone Fish Safe, But Some Oil Found

Sunday, August 28, 2011

Scientists Discover Comic Rays

May help explain human stupidity.

By Bengt B. Bjornsson, Reporting for Stand-Up News


An experiment at CERN, Europe's high-energy physics laboratory near Geneva, Switzerland, is finding evidence for a new type of ray from outer space.

You may remember, if you paid attention in high school physics (if you were smart enough to be there), or in college physics (if you were smart enough to be in college), that there are things called "cosmic rays".

These mysterious particles come crashing to earth from deep space at super-high energies, and are responsible for poor TV reception, genetic mutations, and scaring cats.

Stranger than truth.

Well, even stranger rays have now been discovered. These are "comic rays". (Which researchers sometimes refer to as "funny bunnies" or "chuckle zaps" in unguarded moments).

Comic rays are stoking a long-running argument over the role of radiation from distant stars in altering the mental climate here on earth.

For over a century scientists have known that particles from space constantly bombard Earth. This is true.

This is true, but boring. Unless you are standing where you can get hit.

These "cosmic rays" have some role in cloud formation, causing ball point pens to leak, and making your boss irritable.

No news there, but still none too good.

A different sort of beast.

Comic rays, however, are different.

When even scientists, who should know better, are saying odd things in public, then something is going on. And the evidence seems to be all around us.

For instance, remember Donald Trump's Presidential campaign? Yep. This can be explained by comic rays.

Kim Kardashian's sudden huge rise in popularity? The same. Comic rays at work.

Lady Gaga, the daily news, the price of gas, and pretty generally everything you can lump under the heading of "WTF is it with life these days?" is due, at least in part, to the effects of comic rays.

What's the outdoor angle? How about the seemingly irrational urge for some people to strap packs on themselves and go out hiking in the woods for days, weeks, maybe even months on end.

Some skepticism remains.

Of course all this is still a bit tentative.

"At the moment, the new theory actually says nothing about a possible comic-ray effect on clouds and climate, but it's a very important first step," says Dr. Runti Pundit, a researcher investigating the phenomenon at the Second City National Laboratory near Chicago.

And of course there are those who will never become believers, like Mush Rumble, noted conservative commentator and drug addict, who refuses to even believe in gravity until he can see it moving around with his remaining good eye.

So the jury is still out (said to be recovering from a night of carousing, no less -- which might just be further evidence that comic rays actually do exist).

"At the end of it, we want to settle it one way or the other," mused Dr. Pundit, easing himself back down onto his familiar embroidered whoopee cushion at the end of his routine.

(For the record, it should be noted that Dr. Pundit, to his credit, has never been backpacking.)

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Thursday, August 25, 2011

Truant Grizzlies Find Employment

Dateline Yellowstone National Park.

Life on the dole.
Due to plenty of handouts and a too-easy life on the government dole, the number of grizzly bears in Yellowstone National Park has tripled since they were placed on the endangered species list in the mid-1970s.

Stray bears with nothing useful to do have increasingly been getting into trouble, roaming in packs, staying out carousing until all hours, turning over cars and breaking into facilities.

Meanwhile, park officials, facing deeper and deeper budget cuts have had a hard time maintaining order.

Turning over a new leaf. Now a new program aims to employ those very same grizzlies by putting them into uniforms, giving them some training, and sending them back out onto the trails as employees.

"They work pretty much for peanuts," said Berry Dingle, Park Superintendent. "Or rather, they get by living off anything they can confiscate and eat. It's great. Our payroll costs have dropped significantly, and we no longer have to worry about pensions or paying for health care."

This is perhaps the logical outcome of budget cuts combined with recent experience employing caged grizzlies in testing supposed bear-proof products.

What's ahead? So far no one is talking, but there are widespread rumors that other parks may try this: alligators at Everglades National Park in Florida, for instance.

Some cities are possibly even considering using packs of rats to replace expensive human garbage collection crews.

More information from NPR: Grizzlies Test Products To Keep Out The Average Bear

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

My Early Years As A Geezer

Backpacking while young.

Standing in glacier breath, 1980

While cleaning things out I came across a few color slides I'd set aside when I threw out decades of photos a few weeks ago. Today I almost thossed them without remembering that I'd wanted to hang on a bit.

Some others saved today were the only existing photos of my mother, who died in 1998. They have to go to my sister. If I can remember not to discard them without thinking.

So, the first photo here is from one of my earliest trips. You parked on a gravel road, trudged up a trail for a while, then got to an overlook on the south end of a lake. If ambitious, as I was back then, you hiked down to the lake and then around one side of it and got to a flat.

If you were still ambitious you could hike up a slope and eventually stand right on the snout of Columbia Glacier, which I did.

It's surprising and always disheartening how dirty glaciers are, which I discovered that day.

But worse than that, it was freezing. There was a howling wind coming down off the glacier, so, while there was plenty of clean water coming from under it, and plenty of room to camp (and even grass) it was simply too cold to try.

Before descending back to the lake I stood on a rock and used the camera's timer to grab a shot of myself. Cotton flannel shirt, jeans, oiled leather boots. The hair is flapping and so are the pants legs.

Sunburn, July 1981

By the next summer I was fully experienced. A veteran. The long July 4th weekend was warm and sunny. I went out, and up. I hit snow at 5000 feet (1525 m). The sunlight bouncing off it was blinding, but I had sunglasses. And it was calm, and hot carrying a five-pound (2.5 kg) pack (empty weight) of 4000 cubic inches' (66 L) volume, stuffed to the gills with all sorts of essentials.

So of course I took my shirt off. But was OK. I had lots of sunscreen.

Funny though. It didn't seem to work.

I got a sunburn that was especially intense on the chest-side of my shoulder straps. So intense that it took a full year for the marks to fade.

When I got home I stood inside the back door of the little house I was living in and made a couple of shots. For the second one (shown), I pressed my fingers into my belly to leave an image.

This is what I normally do to gauge degree of doneness, since my color vision isn't good. The longer the prints stay, the redder I know the skin is. Judge for yourself. I scanned the slide today and can't vouch for color accuracy. Even so, I can tell how bad the sunburn was, even 30 years later.

And I kinda still remember how it felt, too.

The other thing is, I always thought I was seriously ugly. But it wan't nothin' compared to now, judging by these.

The older you get, the more you know, and somehow knowledge has a way of making you uglier.

Least that's how it worked at my house.

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Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Mini G Stove

Scott Henderson's Mini G Stove


Note from editor: I originally got interested in making my own stoves after reading Scott Henderson's instructions, first published in 2001.

In the years since then, those instructions have gone away, along with the site where they were published. But, I did manage to piece together the originals a couple of years back.

The rest is the original, except that the formatting is different, and I've removed dead links.

If anyone owns this information and objects to it being published here, let me know. Otherwise share and enjoy.




These instructions are abbreviated. They are meant to be used in combination with the detailed instructions for the Pepsi-G Stove. Differences between the stoves are noted below.

Please use the images there as guides.

Stove Parts

Aluminum cans in mint condition (no dents), two from among the following:
  • 8.3 oz (250 ml) Red Bull Energy Drink can, or
  • 5.5 oz juice can (V-8, Welch’s, TreeTop, etc.)

Note: The cans listed above have the same diameter, so you can mix and match if you want. However, an 8.3 oz Red Bull can is preferred for the top section of the stove because it mates best with the 12 oz can used to make the simmer ring.

Parts For Optional Simmer Ring

Aluminum can, one of:
  • 12 oz can made by Ball Corporation. Look for a parabolic oval shaped indentation in the top of the can. The Ball logo may or may not be on the can.

Note: A 12 oz Ball Corp. can is preferred for the simmer ring because the pop top opens a wide mouth hole and the indented parabolic oval on the top of the can is a nice guide for enlarging the hole.

For metric / imperial converstions, see the BackpackGearTest.org Conversion Utility.



Step 1. Make The Burner Holes

The top section of the stove is constructed in STEPS 1-3 from an 8.3 oz Red Bull can (preferred) or a 5.5 oz juice can. In STEP 1 a sewing needle with a shaft diameter of 0.6 mm (0.024 in) is used to make a circular ring of 24 evenly spaced holes outside and concentric with the circular ridge on the bottom of the can.



Step 2. Form The Large Central Hole

Concentric with the circle of burner holes you made in STEP 1 is a raised circular ridge. Inside this ridge is a bowl-shaped area about 40 mm (1 9/16 in) in diameter. Cut out the bowl at the base of the circular ridge, but leave the circular ridge and its sides intact. Round the rough edge of the hole with a half round file and smooth it with fine sand paper.



Step 3. Cut Out The Top Section

Cut out the top section of the stove with a utility knife blade or a pair of scissors so that the finished height is 20.5 mm (13/16 in).

The height of the top section is not that critical, although the suggested range is 19-22 mm (3/4-7/8 in). Use fine sand paper to prepare the interior surface of the sidewall for epoxy. Clean with warm water. Cut 8 evenly spaced vertical slits in the sidewall to a depth of 3 mm (1/8 in) from the shoulder of the can. Burnish the slits.



Step 4. Cut Out The Bottom Section

The bottom section of the stove is made from a 5.5 oz juice can or an 8.3 oz energy drink can. Cut the bottom section 32 mm (1 1/4 in) in height. The height of the bottom section is important. It should be within the range of 30.5 to 33.5 mm (1 3/16 to 1 5/16 in) around the entire circumference. Use fine sand paper to prepare the upper third of the sidewall exterior surface for epoxy. Clean with warm water.



Step 5. Make The Inner Wall Of The Stove

From the remainder of the can used for the bottom section or from a spare generic can, fabricate a rectangular band 38 mm (1 1/2 in) wide and 162 mm (6 3/8 in) long.

The width of the rectangular band is important. The acceptable range is 37-38 mm (1 15/32-1 17/32 in). Form 3 gaps along one of the long edges, each 5 mm (3/16 in) deep.

The center gap is at the midpoint of the edge and the other two gaps are 46 mm (1 13/16 in) from it. Opposing slits, 140 mm (5 1/2 in) apart, are optional and are explained in the Note at the end of STEP 5 in the Pepsi-G Instructions.

Overlap the short sides of the rectangle to form a cylinder that fits snugly into the circular groove of the top section. Use tape and/or Krazy glue on the outside surface to temporarily bond the cylinder together. Follow with a thin bead of J-B Weld over the external tag end of the band to permanently cement the cylinder.



Step 6. Assemble The Stove

Fit the gapless edge of the inner wall into the circular groove of the top section. Slide the bottom section inside the top section. When the bottom section barely fits inside the top section, apply a thick bead of J-B Weld around the entire circumference of the bottom section just below the edge of the top section.

Compress the sections together until the inner wall is tightly trapped between the top and bottom sections. Wipe off the excess epoxy. Install rubber bands around the sidewall of the stove to compress the slit sides. Invert the stove and put a weight on top. Cure for at least 5 hr.



Step 7. Seal The Top Section

Use J-B Weld to seal the three potential sites for flame leaks: 1) the junction of the top edge of the inner wall and the circular groove, 2) under the circular edge of the top section on the sidewall of the stove, and 3) the 8 vertical slits in the top section. Skip #1 if the inner wall fits snugly in the groove of the top section and you are not a perfectionist. Skip #2 if the top and bottom sections are undented and generously bonded with J-B Weld. The slits (#3) must be sealed with a thin bead of J-B Weld.



Step 8. Test The Stove

Test the stove for proper operation and flame leaks. Seal any leaks with J-B Weld.



Step 9 (Optional). Finishing Touches

Some artisans may want to befuddle their buddies and beautify their burner by disguising the graphics and junction of the top and bottom sections with 1 in wide heat resistant tape.



Step 10 (Optional). Make A Simmer Ring

The simmer ring is made from the top of a 12 oz Ball Corporation can. Enlarge the pop top hole with a half round or round file by about 50% and smooth the edge with fine sandpaper. Tear the sidewall of the can away from the top. That’s all for the simmer ring. You do not have to pound or press down the flat inner surface as you do for the Pepsi-G stove.



Step 11. Make A Pot Stand And Windscreen

Instructions for pot stands and windscreens are already well described on the internet. Below is a suggested link.



See also:

And Deems Burton has put a lot of effort into designing and making stoves. See The Pika Stove for all kinds of information.

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Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Version Two

Scott Henderson's Pepsi-G Stove

Note from editor: I originally got interested in making my own stoves after reading Scott Henderson's instructions, first published in 2001.

In the years since then, those instructions have gone away, along with the site where they were published. But, I did manage to piece together the originals a couple of years back.

My comments are denoted by "Note from editor". The rest is the original, except that the formatting is different, and I've removed dead links.

If anyone owns this information and objects to it being published here, let me know. Otherwise share and enjoy.



STOVE PARTS

Aluminum cans in mint condition (no dents), one each of:
  • 12 oz PepsiCo (Budweiser, Lipton's Ice Tea, Mountain Dew, Mug Root Beer, Pepsi, Sierra Mist, or Slice).
  • 14.9 oz Guinness Draught, Caffrey's Irish Ale, or Murphy's Irish Stout.
  • If you use a Murphy's can see Notes in STEP 5 for special instructions.
  • If you substitute a 12 oz can (PepsiCo or other) for the 14.9 oz Irish beer can, see Notes in STEPS 3, 5, and 7 for special instructions.
Note: If you can't obtain the specific cans listed above don't worry. The stove may be made from just about any two 12 oz aluminum cans.

However, there are advantages to the suggested cans. A 12 oz PepsiCo can is preferred for the top section because the circular ridge on the bottom of a PepsiCo can is narrower than that of other brands and forms a circular groove on the inner surface that holds the inner wall of the stove snugly. [Note from editor: I've never seen this. All 12-ounce (355 ml) aluminum drink cans are the same as far as I can tell.]

The 14.9 oz Irish beer cans listed above are favored for the bottom section of the stove because the diameter of these cans is slightly smaller than the diameter of a 12 oz can which fits snugly over a 14.9 oz can without having to cut slits, crease, or otherwise weaken either can. If a 12 oz can is used for the bottom section the stove will be slightly more difficult to make and will have a less finished look from the vertical beads of epoxy on it's exterior (see Fig. 17), but the stove will function just as well.

OPTIONAL SIMMER RING

Aluminum can, one of:
  • 24 oz Miller beer.
Note: The inner diameter of the raised rim on the top of a 24 oz Miller beer can is 62 mm (2 7/16 in). Other large cans with a top rim diameter of 58 to 62 mm (2 5/16 to 2 7/16 in) may perform as well, but all large cans do not have the same size top.

For metric / imperial converstions, see the BackpackGearTest.org Conversion Utility.


STEP 1. MAKE THE BURNER HOLES

Summary. The top section of the stove is constructed in STEPS 1-3 from a 12 oz PepsiCo can. In STEP 1 a sewing needle with a shaft diameter of 0.6 mm (0.024 in) is used to make a circular ring of 32 evenly spaced holes outside and concentric with the circular ridge on the bottom of the PepsiCo can.
Figure 1

Details. Remove the pop-top tab from the top of the can and set the can upside down on a hard, flat surface such as a work bench or a cutting board placed on a table top.

Tip. To achieve evenly spaced burner holes, mark their location with a marking pen before punching the holes (Fig. 2).

Using a hose clamp, fasten the sewing needle to a rod with a diameter of about 13 mm (1/2 in) and a length of about 70 mm (2 3/4 in). The needle should be parallel to the long axis of the rod (i.e., straight, not crooked) with only 4 mm (3/16 in) of the needle extending past the end of the rod (Fig. 3). This lessens the likelihood that the needle will bend and break off. For the same reason, the edge of the hose clamp should be nearly flush with the end of the rod.
Figure 2

Note: The rod and hose clamp are not required, they just make the job easier. Two optional methods of making holes with a needle are described. Option 1, pierce a cork stopper with a needle so that the pointed end extends about 3 mm (1/8 in) beyond the cork. Position the needle where you want a hole and tap on the blunt end of the needle with a hammer. The cork prevents bending of the needle. To further prevent bending, you can trim the blunt end of the needle with wire cutters to within about 6 mm (1/4 in) of the cork. Option 2, simply grip the needle near the point with vice grips or needle nose pliers, position the needle where you want a hole, and pierce the aluminum can with hand pressure..

Tip. Use one or two new needles for each stove. New needles are sharp and pierce the aluminum better than dull, used needles.

Cautionary Note: Protect your eyes with safety glasses or goggles when making the burner holes.
Figure 3

Position the point of the needle where you want a hole, adjust the rod so that the needle is perpendicular to the surface at the hole, and rap gently on the end of the rod with a hammer or simply push the needle into the can with hand pressure. After the 32 holes are punched with the 4 mm (3/16 in) offset needle, go back over the holes with a needle offset 9 mm (3/8 in) past the end of the rod. Push the needle in for most, if not all, of its exposed length. If the needle shaft feels rough at any time during this process, smooth it with fine sandpaper (400 grit). The goal is for each hole to have the same diameter so that the flame will be uniform.

Tip. The burner holes are more easily made with a push pin than a sewing needle. For that reason and for safety, a push pin and a small hammer are the preferred tools of young hands. However, push pins shafts are thicker than needles, typically 1 mm (0.040 in) in diameter, thus they make a larger hole and the fuel doesn't burn as cleanly. If you use a push pin make 24 holes instead of 32.


STEP 2. FORM THE LARGE CENTRAL HOLE (Fig. 4)
Figure 4

Summary. Concentric with the circle of burner holes you made in STEP 1 is a raised circular ridge. Inside the ridge is a bowl-shaped area about 45 mm (1 3/4 in) in diameter. Use a utility knife to cut out the bowl at the base of the circular ridge, but leave the circular ridge and its sides intact. Round the rough edge of the hole with a half round file and smooth it with fine sand paper.

Details. To cut the large central hole with a utility knife, arm the utility knife with a keen (not dull) sharp point (not round point) blade. A dull blade may damage this section of the stove. Hold the can firmly, bottom side up on a hard, flat surface. Score the aluminum can at the base of the circular ridge all the way around its circumference (Fig. 5). On the first pass use very light pressure to obtain a smooth circle. After the first complete turn, continue the process 3-6 more times with light to moderate pressure (never heavy pressure) until the bowl-shaped area of the can pops out.
Figure 5

Tip. With a sharp blade and good technique there is no need to push the blade through the aluminum. Nevertheless, in difficult cases you may find it advantageous to push through the well scored circle with the tip of the blade making a 3 mm (1/8 in) long slit, or if necessary, several consecutive slits to form a longer slit. While making the last slit (the first could be the last), the bowl-shaped section will pop out or drop down with a tearing sound. If it drops down but doesn't pop out, rap in the center of the circle with the base of the utility knife handle, but don't rap so hard that you bend the can.

Shape the large central hole to the base of the circular ridge with a half round file (smooth cut). Smooth the edge of the hole with 320 to 500 grit sand paper.

Tip. Place the can bottom side up on a hard, flat surface and file vertically. Remove material right up to the base of the ridge. Then, use your fingers to gently bend the remaining thin aluminum edge up into the large central hole so that it can be filed off in the opposite direction (i.e., reverse the file).

Tip. When cutting, filing or sanding, hold the can high at the end to avoid putting a permanent dent in the weak side walls of the can particularly within 25 mm (1 in) of the burner holes. Exert downward pressure toward the opposite end, not inward pressure toward the center.

Tip. Save the cut out aluminum "bowl" for mixing epoxy.


STEP 3. CUT OUT THE TOP SECTION (Fig. 6)
Figure 6

Summary. Cut out the top section of the stove with a utility knife blade or scissors so that the finished height is 22 mm (7/8 in). The height of the top section is not as critical as the bottom section and inner wall. The suggested range is 20-24 mm (13/16-15/16 in). Use fine sand paper to prepare the interior surface of the sidewall for epoxy. Clean with warm water. If and only if the bottom section of the stove will be made from a 12 oz can, cut 8 vertical evenly spaced slits in the side wall to a depth of 3 mm (1/8 in) from the shoulder of the can. Burnish the slits.

Details. Two methods are given for cutting the aluminum can. Each works well, but practice on spare cans before cutting the real stove top.
Figure 7

To make an even cut with a sharp point utility knife blade, hold the blade horizontal and steady 22 mm (7/8 in) in height above a flat surface, such as a table top. The blade can be trapped in a hard cover book (Fig. 7) or fixed to a block of wood. A blade with a hole in the middle is easy to secure to the top of a block of wood with a screw and a brad or two. To hold the blade in a book, tape the blade to a stiff piece of paper or thin cardboard, insert the cardboard between the pages of the book, and close the cover. When scoring the can, push down firmly on the book with even pressure to lock the blade in space.
Figure 8

By block or by book, the point of the blade extends about 10 mm (3/8 in) past the edge. Place the PepsiCo can bottom down on a hard, flat surface. Bring the point of the blade in contact with the can and the side of the can in contact with the block or book. Rotate the cutting tool (wood block method) or rotate the can (book method) so that the blade scores the can (Fig. 7). Repeat for about 3 to 5 complete rotations until the can is well scored. Apply gently pressure to the side of the can so that you don't put a permanent crease in the can or pierce through the can with the blade.

When the can is well scored, take the utility knife and cut through the side of the can all the way around its circumference far enough above the score line that you don't dent the can below the score. A couple of centimeters (1 in) above the score line is usually sufficient. From the edge of the new cut, use scissors or a utility knife to cut toward the score at a 45 degree angle until within about 3 mm (1/8 in) of the score. Grab a corner where the last cut was started and tear the aluminum along the score all the way around the can. Tear the aluminum by pulling outward, i.e., away from the center of the can.

Alternatively, cut the can with strong scissors. First draw a line around the entire circumference of the can with a marking pen (Fig. 8). Keep the marker stationary while you rotate the can about its long axis with its bottom on a flat surface. To keep the marker stationary, use a piece of cardboard with a hole punched in it to insert the marker tip. Actually the cardboard should have two holes, one 22 mm (7/8 in) from a straight edge and one 28.5 mm (1 1/8 in) from a straight edge for the top and bottom sections, respectively.

Take the utility knife (including the handle) and cut through the side of the can all the way around its circumference far enough above the marked line that you don't dent the can below it. A couple of centimeters (1 in) above the line is usually sufficient. From the edge of the new cut, use scissors to cut toward the line at a low (acute) angle. Approach the line slowly. It may take 5 or more complete revolutions to finish the cut and the last revolutions may trim off 1 mm at a time.

Tip. The stove looks best if the height is consistent around the entire circumference. To check the height, place the stove top upside down on a flat surface and hold a ruler vertically next to the can. Rotate the can and check the height of the cut edge against the ruler.
Figure 9

Lightly sand the interior of the side wall of the top section with 320 to 500 grit sandpaper. This prepares the surface for J-B Weld (see STEP 6). You can also sand the cut edge of the top section, but if you care about stove cosmetics and you aren't going to cover the stove exterior with tape (see STEP 9) then don't sand the outer surface.

Clean metal particles and dried soda from the top section, especially that in the groove, with warm water from a faucet. A bottle brush or old toothbrush is helpful.

If you plan to use a 12 oz can for the bottom section instead of a 14.9 oz Irish beer can, cut vertical slits in the sides of the top section of the stove with scissors. The slits start from the cut edge of the top section and end 3 mm (1/8 in) from the shoulder (rounded edge) (Fig. 9). Make 8 slits evenly spaced around the circumference of the can. Burnish the slits with a hard, rounded object such as an old spoon, a coin, or the handle of a felt-tipped pen to close up the slit and smooth it. This is done by holding the top section sideways on a hard, flat surface so that the length of a slit contacts the flat surface, and rubbing the slit on the inside of the top section.


STEP 4. CUT OUT THE BOTTOM SECTION (Fig. 10)
Figure 10

Summary. The bottom section of the stove is made from a 14.9 oz can of Guinness Draught, Caffrey's Irish Ale, or Murphy's Irish Stout. Cut the bottom section 28.5 mm (1 1/8 in) in height. The height of the bottom section is important. It should be within the range of 27 to 30 mm (1 1/16 to 1 3/16 in) around the entire circumference. Use fine sand paper to prepare the upper third of the side wall exterior surface for epoxy. Clean with warm water.

Note: A 12 oz can (preferably one that matches the top section) may substitute for the 14.9 oz Irish beer can, but you must cut slits in the top section as described in the last paragraph of STEP 3.

Details. Cut the bottom section following either the utility knife blade or the scissors procedure of STEP 3 and the tips below.

Tip. Check the height with a ruler. Place the stove bottom right side up on a flat surface and hold a ruler vertically next to the can. Rotate the can and check the height of the cut edge against the ruler. Actually, I make my 14.9 oz Irish beer stove bottoms 30 mm (1 3/16 in) and my 12 oz stove bottoms 27 mm (1 1/16 in) tall.

Tip. If you are careful not to dent the unused portion of the aluminum can, you may use it to make the inner wall of the stove (STEP 5). Otherwise you will need an extra undented, generic aluminum can.

Lightly sand the cut edge of the bottom section and the upper 1/3 of the exterior surface of the side wall with 320 to 500 grit sandpaper. This facilitates stove assembly and bonding of J-B Weld, respectively. Clean the bottom section with warm water.


STEP 5. MAKE THE INNER WALL OF THE STOVE (Fig. 11)
Figure 11

Summary. From the remainder of the Irish beer can (or a spare 12 oz can) fabricate a rectangular band 35 mm (1 3/8 in) wide and 180 mm (7 in) long (Fig. 12). The width of the rectangular band is important. The acceptable range is 34-36 mm (1 11/32-1 13/32 in). The length is less important. It can be 170-180 mm (6 11/16 to 7 1/16 in). Form 3 gaps along one of the long edges, each 2.5 mm (3/32 in) deep. The center gap is at the midpoint of the edge and the other two gaps are 50 mm (2 in) from it. Opposing slits, 150 mm apart, are optional and are explained in the Note at the end of STEP 5.

Note: If you use a 14.9 oz Murphy's Irish Stout can or any 12 oz can for the bottom section (STEP 4), make the rectangle 38 mm (1 1/2 in) wide and the 3 gaps 5 mm (3/16 in) deep.

Overlap the short sides of the rectangular band to form a cylinder that fits snugly into the circular groove of the top section. Use tape and/or Krazy glue on the outside surface to temporarily bond the cylinder together. Follow with a thin bead of J-B Weld over the external tag end of the band to permanently cement the cylinder.

Details. Use a utility knife to cut off the remaining end (the top) of the Irish beer can, or the top and bottom of a generic can, about 2.5 cm (1 in) from the end(s) so that you have a cylinder with ragged edges. With scissors, cut vertically straight across the cylinder to form a ragged rectangle. Lay the aluminum down on a cutting board and place a straightedge on top parallel to a long side. Trim off one ragged long side with the utility knife using the straightedge as a guide.
Figure 12

Tip. When cutting the aluminum with the straightedge and utility knife, score the aluminum lightly and repeat several times. Hold the straightedge firmly in place and bend the aluminum at the score upright 60 to 90 degrees and then back down. Repeat this bending process until the aluminum breaks off evenly at the score

Measure 35 mm (1 3/8 in) from the new smooth edge and repeat the cut to form the opposite long side. The long sides should be as parallel as possible. You now have a long rectangle. Call it a band. Trim one of the short sides of the band perpendicular to the long sides. Cut the other short side 180 mm (7 in) from its opposing side.
Figure 13

To allow the alcohol fuel to flow from the middle of the stove to the space between the walls, make three gaps along one of the long edges of the band. One gap is at the midpoint of a long edge and the other two gaps are 50 mm (2 in) out from the midpoint. Mark their location with a marking pen. Form arch-shaped gaps by using a hole punch set in from the edge about 40% of its diameter or 2.5 mm (3/32 in) deep.

Alternatively, if you don't have a hole punch, make the gaps with scissors or a utility knife. To form a rectangular gap, cut two slits perpendicular to the long edge of the aluminum band 2-3 mm deep and 3 mm apart. Bend the aluminum between the slits flat against the painted side of the band.
Figure 14

Wipe the surface of all three stove parts with tissue paper soaked in denatured alcohol. Denatured alcohol removes marking pen ink as well as cleans the surface for bonding of J-B Weld.

Convert the inner wall band into a cylinder as follows. Pull off a 2 cm (3/4 in) piece of masking tape and set it aside. Place the top section of the stove upside down on a flat surface. Overlap the ends of the band about 30 mm (1 3/16 in) to form a cylinder. Seat the cylinder into the circular groove of the top section. Tighten the cylinder, making sure it remains fully seated in the groove. Holding the area where the ends of the cylinder overlap, carefully remove the cylinder without changing its diameter. Make sure the overlapped edges of the cylinder are even and place the piece of masking tape on the outside of the cylinder across the tag (free) end (Fig. 13).

Check the diameter of the cylinder as follows. Reinsert the cylinder, overlapped area first, into the circular groove. The cylinder should fit snugly in the groove but not tightly. In other words, it should take a little force, say 0.5-1 kg (1-2 lb), to push the cylinder into the groove but it should not take so much force that the cylinder goes out of round. Adjust the diameter of the cylinder until it is correct. If the cylinder is close to the right diameter, small adjustments of 0.5-1 mm make a difference. A snug cylinder makes stove assembly (STEP 6) easier and properly directs vaporized fuel out the burner holes. A cylinder that is too tight may buckle during stove assembly. When you are satisfied with the cylinder size, glue down the tag end on the outside of the cylinder with a drop or two of Krazy glue.

Tip. Place two small pieces of masking tape across the top and bottom edges of the cylinder in the middle of the overlap. Remove the original piece of tape from the tag end on the outside surface of the cylinder and apply Krazy glue under the tag end.

After the Krazy glue bonds (10-15 sec), remove the tape. To prepare the surface for J-B Weld, lightly sand the tag end on the outside of the cylinder and a few mm on either side of it. Retest the cylinder diameter by fitting it into the circular groove of the stove top so that the edge WITHOUT the gaps is in the groove. If it fits snugly, leave it in the groove. If the cylinder fits loosely see STEP 7 for how to correct a loose fit. If the fit is too tight break the Krazy glue bond with heat and readjust the cylinder diameter, or make a new cylinder.

Use a wooden match stick or toothpick to apply a thin bead of J-B Weld about 3 mm (1/8 in) wide covering the edge of the tag end on the outside surface of the cylinder. Allow the J-B Weld 5 hr or more to partially cure before proceeding with stove assembly (STEP 6), or immediately proceed with stove assembly being careful not to touch the uncured epoxy.

Note. J-B Weld is necessary because the heat produced during stove operation loosens the Krazy glue bond and the cylinder would otherwise unravel. If you choose to let the epoxy cure before proceeding you might as well apply the epoxy with the cylinder unattached to the top section. It's easier that way.

Note. In the first version of the Pepsi Stove instructions, the cylinder was held together with two interlocking slits rather than J-B Weld. This design is stronger than the one above, though more difficult to execute because precise slit distance is critical to obtain a snug fit. [See STEP 7 for how to seal a loose fit.] Slit instructions are repeated here for those that prefer them. Measure 15 mm (5/8 in) in from one of the short sides of the rectangle and cut a slit into one of the long sides of the rectangle. Slit depth is slightly more than half the length of a short side, or 18 mm (3/4 in) for a 35 mm (1 3/8 in) wide band. Make the slit as perpendicular to the long sides as possible.

Measure 150 mm (5 29/32 in) parallel to the long sides and make the second slit in the edge of the opposite long side. Interlock the two slits of the long rectangle to make a cylinder so that the tag ends are outside the cylinder (Fig. 14). Tape down one of the tag ends with a small piece of masking tape, making sure the edges of the tag end are even with the edges of the cylinder. Glue the untaped tag end to the outside of the cylinder with a drop or two of Krazy glue, making sure the edges of this tag end are even with the edges of the cylinder. Remove the tape and glue down the free tag end. Seal the interlocking slit and affix the two tag ends with three parallel thin beads of J-B Weld on the outside surface of the cylinder. Allow the J-B Weld 5 hr or more to partially cure before proceeding with stove assembly (STEP 6), or immediately proceed with stove assembly being careful not to touch the uncured epoxy.


STEP 6. ASSEMBLE THE STOVE (Fig. 15)
Figure 15

Summary. Fit the gapless edge of the inner wall into the circular groove of the top section. Slide the bottom section inside the top section. When the bottom section barely fits inside the top section, apply a thick bead of J-B Weld around the entire circumference of the bottom section just below the edge of the top section. Compress the sections together until the inner wall is tightly trapped between the top and bottom sections. Wipe off the excess epoxy. If the top section has slits, install rubber bands to compress the slit sides. Invert the stove and put a weight on top. Cure for at least 5 hr.

Details. Before assembling the stove, make a rectangular shim from aluminum can scraps to help ease the top section over the bottom section. From the side of an aluminum can cut out a rectangle about 25 x 65 mm (1 x 2 1/2 in). Round off the corners of the rectangle and lightly sand the edges. The shim should be smooth and undented particularly along its edges. Save the shim for ensuing stoves.
Figure 16A

If you haven't done so already, insert the cylindrical inner wall into the circular groove of the stove top so that the edge without the gaps is in the groove.

Place the top section (with the inner wall held in its groove with friction) over the bottom section and angle the top section so that one part of its edge overlaps the edge of the bottom section by about 3 mm (1/8 in). Fix the two sections together at that point with a short piece of tape, about 40 mm (1 1/2 in) long (Fig. 16A). On the side of the stove opposite the tape insert the shim between the edges of the top and bottom sections (Fig. 16B). Move the shim along the junction of the edges right to left (or left to right) as needed to ease the top section over the bottom section.
Figure 16B

When the edge of the top section barely overlaps the edge of the bottom section around the entire circumference, remove the shim and the tape and press the two sections together slightly so that they overlap by 6 mm (1/4 in) or less. Apply a thick, continuous bead of J-B Weld about 10 mm (3/8 in) wide around the entire circumference of the bottom section just below the edge of the top section. Press the top and bottom sections together slowly until the inner cylinder is held firmly between the top and bottom sections.

During this compression process, make sure the cylindrical inner wall is seated in the circular groove of the top section and keep the straight side walls of the two sections as parallel as possible. As long as you do, the stove should easily withstand 2-4 kg (5-10 lb) of vertical force. When the inner wall is flush against the bottom of the bottom section and the stove does not compress any further with moderate pressure, stop. Don't compress the stove with so much force that you bend the inner wall. The stove should be 40 mm (1 9/16 in) in height.

Note. The circular groove on the bottom of a Guinness or Caffrey's can has a larger diameter than the circular groove of a PepsiCo can, thus the cylindrical inner wall won't fit into the groove of a Caffrey's or Guinness bottom stove section. This is not a problem. Ignore it. On the other hand, the circular groove of the Murphy's can is approximately the same diameter as the PepsiCo can, thus the cylindrical inner wall fits into the circular groove of the Murphy's can.

Thoroughly wipe off the excess epoxy with paper towels, facial tissue, or toilet paper. Keep the epoxy off your fingers so that you don't transfer it to the burner holes.

Note: If the top section has slits be careful not to bend them when wiping off the epoxy. Once the excess epoxy is cleaned up, put several rubber bands around the stove to clamp the slit sides of the top section against the outside of the bottom section.

Invert the stove, put a weight on top (e.g., can of soup) and let the epoxy cure for at least 5 hr before proceeding to STEP 7 or at least 15 hr before proceeding to STEP 8.


STEP 7. SEAL THE TOP SECTION (Fig. 17)
Figure 17

Summary. Use J-B Weld to seal the three potential sites for flame leaks: 1) the junction of the top edge of the inner wall and the circular groove, 2) under the circular edge of the top section on the side wall of the stove, and 3) the 8 vertical slits in the top section. Skip STEP 7 if the inner wall fits snugly in the groove of the top section and you are not a perfectionist, if the top and bottom sections are undented and generously bonded with J-B Weld, and if the top section does not have slits.

Details. If the inner wall fit loosely in the circular groove of the top section or you are inescapably meticulous, seal the gap between the top of the inner wall and the circular groove. Use a wooden match stick or toothpick to scrape J-B Weld into the space between the top of the inner cylinder and the lip of the circular groove. Use Q-tips to force the J-B Weld into the gap, smooth out the epoxy, and remove most of the excess epoxy. Use paper towels, facial tissue, or toilet paper to thoroughly wipe off excess J-B Weld from the inner cylinder. If further sealing is planned, immediately proceed to the next paragraph. Otherwise, let the epoxy cure for at least 15 hr before using the stove.

If the top and bottom sections are dented and/or J-B Weld was used sparingly to bond these two sections together, then there may be an air gap for a flame leak. Put a bead of J-B Weld over the circular edge of the top section on the side wall of the stove, and try to force epoxy under the edge with a Q-tip. Wipe off the excess epoxy. Immediately proceed to the next paragraph if your stove has slits in the top section. Otherwise, let the epoxy cure for at least 15 hr before using the stove.

If you cut slits in the top section of the stove, seal each slit with a thin bead of J-B Weld about 2 mm (3/32 in) wide. Use a wooden match stick or toothpick to apply the epoxy. Let the epoxy cure for at least 15 hr before using the stove.


STEP 8. TEST THE STOVE (Fig. 18)
Figure 18

Summary. Test the stove for proper operation and flame leaks.

Cautionary Note: Perform this test is subdued light. An alcohol flame is nearly invisible in bright light. When the flame burns out, let the stove cool for a couple of minutes before touching it with bare fingers.

Details. Put 250 ml (1 cup) of water in a cooking pot and set it aside. Set the stove on a heat resistant surface such as a dinner plate or pie tin. Pour about 15 ml (1 T or 0.5 fl oz) of denatured alcohol or methanol down the large central hole of the stove and light it. It takes about a minute for this volume of room temperature alcohol to heat up, vaporize, and achieve an even burn out the burner holes. Hold the pot about 2.5 cm (1 in) above the flame. You should observe an even, circular pattern of (mostly) blue flame coming out of the small burner holes.

If the flame doesn't come out of the burner holes you likely have a problem with the inner wall. Either it is too loose or the gaps are blocked off. If the inner wall is too loose seal it at the top with J-B Weld (see STEP 7). If you can't rotate the inner wall with your fingers it is not too loose. If the gaps are blocked off, punch or cut holes at the base of the inner wall. If you can see the gaps they aren't blocked off. A predominantly orange flame indicates poor fuel quality or poor oxygenation of vaporized fuel.

Note: Without a pot over the stove, it appears to the novice that the flame burns excessively high. Further, it may appear that the flame comes largely out of the central hole, but that is an optical illusion unless it happens with the pot test.

Put the pot down and check for flame leaks at the junction between the top and bottom sections of the stove and at the slits in the top section (if there are any). Rotate the plate to check the entire circumference of the stove. If there is a flame leak seal it with J-B Weld. Let the epoxy cure for at least 15 hours before retesting the stove.


STEP 9 (Extremely Optional). FINISHING TOUCHES (Fig. 19)
Figure 19

Summary. Some artisans may want to befuddle their buddies and beautify their burner by disguising the graphics and junction of the top and bottom sections with heat resistant tape.

Details. Pull 30 cm (12 in) of 3M High Temperature Flue Tape off the roll and cut the 1 1/2 in wide tape in half lengthwise. This produces two pieces of tape about 20 x 300 mm (3/4 x 12 in), which is enough for two stoves. Trim a couple of centimeters (1 in) from each end to have a clean, wrinkle-free piece. Center the tape on the side wall of the stove and tape over the junction of the top and bottom sections. As you install the tape, burnish it by rubbing with your thumb, but don't push too hard and put a dent in the stove. The tape can be removed at any time with no damage to the stove and the tape residue cleaned off with denatured alcohol or acetone.

Alternatively, install heat resistant, self-adhering silicone tape. One brand is Tommy Tape. It comes in a variety of widths, but be aware that Tommy Tape should be stretched during installation so it becomes 25% narrower than it is on the roll. Consequently 3/4 in wide tape becomes 9/16 in wide installed and 1 in wide tape becomes 3/4 in wide installed. Tommy Tape comes in a variety of thicknesses and two cross-section shapes. I recommend the 20 mil thickness and rectangular cross-section. The regular colors are dull but vibrant colors will soon be offered. If you are lucky you can find the tape in a local retail store. If not, order it from tommytape.com.

If you are hesitant to take the plunge for a 10 or 36 ft roll, they offer a 3 ft evaluation roll for $1.95 (including shipping), but be warned, the tape is tricky to work with because it is self-adhering and you may waste 3 ft just learning how to handle it. One downside of this tape is that dirt and sand tend to stick to the tape like they do to a silnylon tarp. Cut 30 cm (12 in) off the roll, which should be enough for 2+ turns around the stove. Trim the corners off both ends. Center the starting end on the side wall of the stove and hold it there tightly as you stretch and wrap the tape around the stove. The tape sticks to itself but it doesn't stick to the stove, thus you can roll the tape off if you want to remove it.


STEP 10 (Optional). MAKE A SIMMER RING (Fig. 20)
Figure 20

Summary. The simmer ring is made from the top of a 24 oz Miller beer can. Enlarge the pop top hole with a file. Tear the side wall of the can away from the top. Press (or hammer) the top surface of the can top downward against a flat surface to form a cake pan shaped simmer ring.

Details. Wiggle the pop top back and forth until it falls off. Enlarge the hole with a half round and/or a round file, and smooth the edge of the hole with fine sandpape.

Note: You may find with experience that you want a larger opening than the pop top makes. The prospective simmer ring pictured in Fig. 20 has a slightly enlarged hole. It is easier to enlarge the opening before releasing the top from the can.

Release the flat can top from the rest of the can by cutting the side wall of the can all the way around the perimeter about 2-3 cm from the top. From the cut edge of the side wall, cut a slit down to within a few mm of the flat can top. Tear the side wall away from the top, which resembles a miniature pie plate. If the flap that covered the hole is still attached to the back, pull it off. Do not bend the top while removing the side wall material.

Place the can top right side up (rim up) on a flat, hard surface. Pound down, or better, press down the horizontal portion of the can top until it is flat against the flat, hard surface. Do not bend the circular rim portion of the can top or its short horizontal sides. That's all. You now have a simmer ring.

Tip. A solid cylinder (metal, plastic, or wood) with parallel faces helps in this procedure, especially if the diameter of this cylindrical tool is slightly smaller than the diameter of the can top rim so that the cylinder fits snugly inside the can top.

The simmer ring is typically used after the dinner has come to a boil. Place the simmer ring upside down on top of the large central hole of the stove. The outside edge (or rim) of the ring should cover the burner holes which forces the alcohol flame to come out the hole of the simmer ring. It takes a minute or so for the flame to come to a new low flame equilibrium. If you want to switch back to high heat, then simply remove the simmer ring. If you want to extinguish the flame, it is easier to blow out if the stove with the simmer ring in place. Let the stove cool and pour any remaining fuel back into the fuel bottle.

Be careful. The simmer ring gets too hot to touch with bare fingers. You can place or remove the simmer ring with multi-tool pliers, alligator clips, a spork, or a stick. Alternatively, you can install a mini handle made out of lightweight material attached with J-B Weld or a rivet.

Note: Set up the stove in an area protected from the wind and use a windscreen. This is especially important for this simmer ring design.


STEP 11. MAKE A POT STAND AND WINDSCREEN

Instructions for pot stands and windscreens are already well described on the internet: Roy Robinson's Cat Stove.

Wednesday, August 3, 2011

The Original

Scott Henderson's Pepsi Can Stove

Note from editor: I originally got interested in making my own stoves after reading Scott Henderson's instructions, first published in 2001.

In the years since then, those instructions have gone away, along with the site where they were published. But, I did manage to piece together the originals a couple of years back.

My comments are denoted by "Note from editor". The rest is the original, except that the formatting is different, and I've removed dead links.

If anyone owns this information and objects to it being published here, let me know. Otherwise share and enjoy.



The Pepsi Can stove is composed of four parts: three pieces made from soda cans and some foil tape.

  • Two soda can bottoms are the exterior pieces.
  • The upper can is turned upside down and fits over the lower can.
  • The center "bowl" of the upper can is cut out making a large hole for easy fuel filling and lighting.
  • Small burner holes are made around the perimeter of the top section.
  • A cylinder made from the wall of a third soda can serves as an interior wall to the stove, thus the stove has a hollow double wall construction like the Trangia.
  • Heat resistant foil tape holds the two exterior pieces together and prevents flame leaks.

Pepsi-Cola Company cans (Pepsi, Mountain Dew, Lipton ice tea, Slice, and Mug root beer) function best for the upper and low sections, although other brands of soda can be used. Why Pepsi? The circular ridge on the bottom of a Pepsi can is narrower than other brands and holds the interior cylinder tightly. The silver colored Pepsi One cans look best because they match the foil tape. [Note from editor: I've never seen this. All 12-ounce (355 ml) aluminum drink cans are the same as far as I can tell.]

The design is largely influenced by the scout soda can stove described by LaMar Kirby and by the Shane Graber stove. These and other homemade stoves are linked at Ron "Fallingwater" Moak's site. [Note from editor: The fallingwater site is now defunct.]


PHYSICAL CHARACTERISTICS

Stove weight is 10 g (0.35 oz). Pot stand and windscreeen weight are extra. A volume of 30 ml (1 fl oz or 2 Tb) of denatured alcohol will bring 2 cups of water to a rolling boil in about 5 1/2 min and will burn for about 9 min.

ITEMS NEEDED: Parts List

  • 3 Soda cans, 12 fl oz.
  • 3M High Temperature Flue Tape (1.5 in x 5 yd), part #2113NA. Available at hardware and plumbing supply stores for $6 per roll. One roll is enough for 15 stoves, 30 if you conserve tape. [Note from editor: I never did find this stuff. I used some aluminized dryer vent tape - seems to work OK - mostly cosmetic anyway.]
  • Denatured alcohol.

Parts List (optional)

  • Glue (Krazy or other quick drying).
  • Tape (masking or Scotch).

Tools

  • Push pin or small drill bit, 1 mm (0.04 in) or smaller.
  • Marking pen, such as Sharpie fine point.
  • Piece of cardboard with straight edges, about 100 mm x 100 mm (4 x 4 in).
  • Large drill bit, 5 or 6 mm (7/32 or 1/4).
  • Metal file, half round.
  • Strong, sharp scissors for cutting aluminum cans (kitchen scissors).
  • Ruler, 300 mm (12 in).
  • Utility knife (the kind with a strong razor blade).

Tools (optional)

  • Hammer.
  • Large drill bit, 5 or 6 mm (7/32 or 1/4).
  • Drill.
  • Diagonal wire cutters (the kind with a pointed jaw).
  • Sand paper, 150-300 grit.
  • Hole punch.
  • Thin slotted screwdriver.

PEPSI CAN STOVE INSTRUCTIONS


STEP 1. MAKE THE BURNER HOLES.

Figure 1

With the push pin (or small drill bit) make a circular ring of 24 to 32 evenly spaced holes OUTSIDE and concentric with the circular ridge on the bottom of the soda can (Figure 1).

The location of the holes can be marked with a marking pen before making the holes. A hammer can be used to tap on the push pin. The hammer will save wear and tear on your thumb and will provide more penetration control. Smaller holes are made if the push pin is not allowed to penetrate its full length.



STEP 2. FORM THE LARGE CENTRAL HOLE.

The large central hole in the top stove section can be formed with or without a drill. The drill-based method is described in detail first.

The central bowl-shaped section of the bottom of the soda can is about 45 mm in diameter (1 3/4 in). To cut it out, make another circular ring of about 16 evenly spaced holes with the push pin, but this time make the holes INSIDE and concentric with the circular ridge (Figure 2A). These holes are pilot holes for the large drill bit and should be positioned inside the base of the ridge slightly more than the radius of your drill bit so that you don't drill out any of the ridge material.

Figure 2A

Drill out the pilot holes (Figure 2B). Drill vertically so as not to drill through the side wall or your hand.

Figure 2B

Depending on the size of the drill bit, there will be some aluminum between the holes. Cut through this aluminum webbing with the diagonal cutters (or scissors) to form a large hole with a jagged perimeter (Figure 2C). Warning: If you try to tear out the center piece with needle nose pliers you may bend the rim of the can.

Figure 2C

Alan Crabtree suggests an alternative way to make the large central hole. He writes, "After making several of them I decided that, at least for me, it is much easier to cut out the center of the can with a utility knife rather than making a number of drilled holes. Holding the can firmly, I lightly score along the inside rim while turning the can until I get a pretty smooth circle. You can keep scoring with a little more pressure until the bottom pops out. There is no need to actually push the knife all the way through. You get a much cleaner cut and you don't need a drill."

No matter how you cut out the large central hole, smooth the hole with a half round file. Remove material right up to the base of the ridge (Figure 2D). To remove material quickly, place the can on its side on a flat surface and move the file horizontally. For more fine work, place the can on its end and move the file vertically. Try not to bend the walls of the can when filing, particularly at the end with the burner holes. Smooth any sharp edges inside the large hole with the file and sand paper after you cut the top section to size in Step 3. At that time, make sure the circular groove (i.e., the inner surface of the circular ridge) is free of metal particles.

Figure 2D


STEP 3. CUT OUT THE TOP AND BOTTOM SECTIONS.

Figure 3

Cut the top can section 20 mm (3/4 in) in height (Figure 3).

Use a second soda can for the base section. Cut the base section 25 mm (1 in) in height. A good cut will vary by a millimeter or less in height around the entire circumference. The precision of the cut is more important for the bottom section than the top.

To make an even cut, draw a circle around the entire circumference of the can with a marking pen. Keep the marker stationary while you rotate the soda can about its long axis with its bottom on a flat surface. To keep the marker stationary, use a piece of cardboard with a hole cut in it to insert the marker tip. Actually the cardboard should have two holes, one 20 mm (3/4 in) from a straight edge and one 25 mm (1 in) from a straight edge for the top and bottom section, respectively.



STEP 4. MAKE THE INNER WALL OF THE STOVE.

From the walls of a third soda can, cut out a rectangle 35 mm (1 3/8 in) wide and 190 mm (7 1/2 in) long (Figure 4A). To do this is to use scissors to horizontally cut off the top and bottom of the soda can close to the ends so that you have a cylinder with ragged edges. Cut vertically straight across the cylinder to form a long rectangle with ragged long sides. Lay the aluminum down on a cutting board and place a ruler on top parallel to a long side. Trim off one ragged long side with the utility knife using the ruler as a guide. Measure 35 mm (1 3/8 in) from the new clean edge and repeat the cut on the opposite long side. The long sides of the rectangle should be as parallel as possible. Trim the ends so that the rectangle is 190 mm (7 1/2 in) long.

Figure 4A

When cutting the aluminum with the ruler and utility knife, score the aluminum and repeat several times. Then bend the aluminum over at the score once or twice and it will break right off.

Cut a slit into each of the long sides of the rectangle (Figure 4A). The two slits should be 150 to 152 mm apart (5 15/16 to 6 in) and each long side of the rectangle should have only one slit. Slit depth (or length) should be slightly more than half the length of a short side, or about 20 mm (3/4 in). Make the slits as perpendicular to the long sides as you can. Center the slits, that is, if your rectangle is 190 mm (7 1/2 in) long the slits should be about 20 mm (3/4 in) from each end.

To allow alcohol to flow from the middle of the stove to the perimeter, make three gaps along one of the long edges of the rectangle (Figure 4A). Measuring from one of the slits, mark the location of the gaps with a marking pen at 25 mm (1 in), 75 mm (3 in), and 125 mm (5 in). Form the gaps by using a common hole punch set in from the edge about 90% of its diameter or 6 to 7 mm (1/4 in) deep. An alternative way to make a gap is to cut 2 parallel slits about 6 to 7 mm (1/4 in) deep and about 3 mm (1/8 in) apart into the edge of the band. Fold the tab 180 degrees up against the painted side of the rectangle or bend the tab back and forth to break it off. Figure 4A shows 3 different gaps. The 5 mm gap will work but the other two are preferable.

Interlock the two slits of the long rectangle to make a circular band (Figure 4B). It is possible to interlock the slits so that the ends of the band are on the inside or the outside of the formed cylinder. If you interlock the slits so that the ends of the band are outside the cylinder then glue them down with Krazy glue (Figure 4B). This helps position the band into the grooves of the stove bottom and top. A small piece of Scotch tape can be used instead of glue. If you interlock the slits so that the ends of the band are inside the cylinder you won't have to glue or tape them down, but the final product doesn't look quite as good.

Figure 4B


STEP 5. MAKE SLITS IN THE TOP SECTION.

Figure 5

With scissors, cut vertical slits in the vertical sides of the top soda can section. The slits start from the cut edge of the can section and should end 2 mm from the shoulder (rounded edge) of the can (Figure 5). If you cut the slits too deeply flames may leak out at that point. Make eight slits evenly spaced around the circumference of the can.



STEP 6. ASSEMBLE THE STOVE.

Figure 6A

Insert the cylindrical band into the circular groove of the stove bottom so that the edge with the gaps is down. The circumference of the band should be the same as the circumference of the circular groove. If the band fits too loosely or too tightly, make a new one. A band that is slightly smaller than the groove and fits snugly with gentle pushing is acceptable if not preferable. The top of the band should extend 8 to 10 mm (5/16 to 3/8 in) higher than the top of the bottom section. This ensures that the top soda can will rest against the band and not the bottom section.

When fitting the top and bottom soda can sections together make sure the top can with the slits fits over the OUTSIDE of the bottom can. You will need a thin screw driver (or a feeler gauge or a small flat piece of soda can) to help ease the slit tabs of the top section over the bottom section. Don't put a permanent bend in either section. This process is made easier if you fit one side of the top section 5 mm (3/8 in) over the bottom section and then tape the two sections together at that point with masking tape. Then use the thin screw driver to ease the other tabs over the bottom section.

Figure 6B

When all the tabs are over the bottom section remove the masking tape and gently press the two sections together. At the same time manipulate the inner wall into the grooves of the top and bottom sections. When the band is positioned correctly, press the two sections together tightly. If you made your band correctly the upper and lower sections and the stove ends should be perfectly parallel.

Pull 300 mm (12 in) of High Temperature Flue Tape off the roll and cut it in half lengthwise giving you two pieces of tape 3/4 x 12 in, which is enough for two stoves. Trim an inch off each end to have a clean, wrinkle-free piece. Tape over the slits and the junction of the top and bottom sections. The straightest edge of the tape should be the upper edge and should be placed right at the shoulder (rounded edge) of the section with the burner holes. As you install the tape, burnish it by rubbing with your thumb, but don't push too hard and put a dent in the stove. Congratulations, you now have a completed a Pepsi Can Stove (Figure 6)!

Pepsi One cans are silver and blend in well with the foil tape. However, if you want total coverage of the paint on the sides of the stove, then measure the width of the flat side of your stove (should be about 20-22 mm) and cut the tape exactly to that width.



STEP 7. LIGHT MY FIRE!

Add denatured alcohol to the center of the stove and light it. The stove lights promptly so be careful, you won't see an alcohol flame in daylight. It takes about a minute for the alcohol to heat up and achieve an even burn out the burner holes. Once the stove get going wind will not blow out the stove and neither can you. If you must extinguish the stove immediately, douse it with water.

My pot is about 25 mm (1 in) from the flame. I currently use 3 light weight tent stakes which serve double duty as tarp stakes. A foil windscreen with a circumference slightly larger than the circumference of the pot is routinely used for fuel efficiency. Fire protection under the stove is a good idea if cooking on forest duff.



NOTES.

Thanks to Daryl "FurTrappers" Lucas for the drill method of making the central hole. FurTrappers also said he made the burner holes with a heavy duty sewing needle and a drill.

Tape alternative -- Muffler tape was suggested but I haven't tried it.

Stove dimensions -- For a larger stove make the top section 25 mm (1 in) high, the bottom section 35 mm (1 3/8 in) high, and the inner cylinder 45 mm (1 3/4 in) high. For a smaller stove make the top section 20 mm (3/4 in) high, the bottom section 25 mm (1 in) high, and the inner cylinder 35 mm (1 3/8 in) high.

Insulation -- I've not tried it, but the space between the inner and outer walls could be filled with fiberglass insulation or Perlite. It may improve the efficiency of the stove, or it may just add weight.

Multi-fuel -- You can cut out a circular (45 mm diameter) piece of wire mesh (1/4 in stainless mesh works well) and install into the bottom of the stove. That way the stove can be turned over and an Esbit tablet placed on the wire mesh and ignited. To make a wood cook fire, remove the soda can unit and use only the tent stakes and foil windscreen as per Bob Giddings.



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