 The ideal
The ideal A desert.*
 Typical small-scale food processor
Typical small-scale food processor A small machine used in the home to reduce healthy, well-adjusted fruits and vegetables into little bits of hard plastic so that they can be carried far into the wilderness where they are found to be completely inedible, indigestible, and are discarded.
 The actual
The actual A person who either creates deserts or tortures vegetables with one of these machines.
 After-dinner wobblies
After-dinner wobblies Plans for making your own
Plans for making your own* All natural, folks.
From: Fire In Your Hand About ultralight backpacking stoves. (print)
PDF: Fire In Your Hand (The same, but now paper-free.)
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