Ninety percent of bears will sleep through this. Only ten percent even like beer.
Getting a light pack is easy - getting an ultralight pack is hard.
If you put in 20% effort, you can get 80% of the results.
This will earn you a gold star you can wear on your hiking shorts, right on the butt where everyone can see it as they watch you zoom past.
But if you put in the other 90% of effort required, you get results that are only 10% better.
On the other hand, not everyone is smart enough to figure out how. So then you get to be smug too.
And to celebrate, you can carry along a few bottles of beer to make up for the useless weight you are no longer carrying.
Some will say that beer is another form of useless weight, but none of them are backpackers. And do not deserve beer.
Especially yours. So guzzle happily and smile.
You've done it.