Wednesday, March 22, 2017

Definitions: Butt Plant

(1) A butt plant is a way to kiss the earth without getting down on your hands and knees or having your upper lips come in contact with it.

It may result from a back-foot slide, which is defined elsewhere, possibly, or maybe not. Who can say?

(2) If you notice a butt plant growing near your butt or out of it, it's time for a shower.

Have someone help out by giving you a serious scrubbing too, OK? Weed often and check frequently for telltale regrowth.

Source: How to talk in the woods.

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