Wednesday, June 7, 2023

Lighter

Lighter

(1) Opposite of heavier. If you are prone to extremism, then you are an ultra-lighter.

(2) Person responsible for forest fires. If this person is especially nuts, and starts lots and lots and lots of fires, they are called an ultra-lighter.

(3) Clever little gizmo for creating fire with. Much more efficient than rubbing two wet sticks together. Easier to use than nuclear weapons. More fun too, since lighters come in a rainbow of colors, and some are almost small enough to stick up your nose.

 


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Me? Having fun today weighing and sorting my booger collection.

 

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