Short pants that reach only to the thighs or knees, depending on what you've got (legs, etc.).
Tighty-whities are not shorts. Shorts are outerwear. Neither of these should be visible at a formal dinner, for a lot of the same reasons.
A garment worn by both men and women over the pelvic area and covering the upper part of the legs, sometimes extending down to or even below the knee, but not covering the entire length of the leg. Usually an outer garment designed for comfort. (Yawn)
Hiker hot pants. (Now we're talking.)
Underpants. (Nope. Not unless you're all alone, way out there somewhere, and really, really sure that you're all alone, and still want to be tacky.)
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Me? Recently kicked off the island for violating the dress code (wasn't wearing a dress at all).
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