Wednesday, October 11, 2023

Ground Cover

Ground Cover

(1) Plants.

(2) Boring plants.

(3) Boring plants whose leaves and stems hide the ground, so it isn't even more boring.

(4) Usually plants, boring or otherwise, grown to keep the soil from eroding. In other words, plants who are willing to take a bullet for the sake of dirt. Gotta respect that. Most of these plants are low-lying, inconspicuous things. Maybe grasses and some ferns, sure, but also low shrubs and so on, like juniper, ivy, heather. The area covered by the living, above-ground parts of plants. And then leaf litter, tree bits, mulch, and chopped bark too — some of that hardy macho-type stuff. All this keeps the land around your trails looking good.

(5) You. Stretched out, unconscious, snoring.

 

"No," said Sally. "Sleeping until noon does not qualify you as ground cover. Unless we mulch you. Now get up and hike."

 


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