Friday, May 10, 2024

Muscle Relaxant

Muscle Relaxant

(1) Pedantic definition: A drug affecting skeletal muscle function to decrease muscle tone. It may be used to alleviate symptoms such as muscle spasms, and pain induced by hiking. It either blocks transmission of nerve impulses or decreases the excitability of the nerves.

(2) Practical definition: Beer. Fermented sugar. Alcohol. Grain alcohol (ethanol). Used externally it can cook your food, after a match is applied to it. Used internally it can cook your brain. It also relaxes stiff, tense muscles as a secondary effect of working its magic on brain cells, which it will destroy if abused, so always be nice to your beer.


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