Friday, March 15, 2024

Eye

Eye

(1) The thing you see with. If you think you might ever want a second look at something, get two of them.

(2) Target-shaped organ that naturally and inevitably attracts insects, dirt, stray hairs, twigs, fingers, and all sorts of other stuff. In case of bar fights, it provides a soft cushion for your opponent's fist, thereby protecting your head and his knuckles. (Or, to be fair, maybe her knuckles.)

(3) Breeding ground and natural habitat of eye boogers.

(4) What hikers use to find trails with.

 


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Me? Sometimes I actually still prefer curb feelers.

 

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