Friday, March 22, 2024

Fuels

Fuels

(1) Government definition: "Plants and woody vegetation, both living and dead, that are capable of burning."

(2) Pyromaniac definition: "All them things what make the purdy flames."

(3) Backpacker definition: White gas, butane, isobutane, propane, isopropane, alcohol, kerosene.

(4) Ultralight backpacker definition: Navel lint, stray threads from hiking shorts (if not traveling naked), nose, armpit, and eyebrow hairs, spider webs, moss, twigs, earwax.

 


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Me? Never touch the stuff.

 

Etc...

so says eff: sporadic spurts of grade eff distraction
definitions: outdoor terms
fiyh: dave's little guide to ultralight backpacking stoves
boyb: dave's little guide to backpacks
snorpy bits: nibbling away at your sanity
last seen receding: missives from a certain mobile homer
noseyjoe: purposefully poking my proboscis into technicals